Proud Supporter Of The Arts Gifts

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Leonore from Fidelio

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Rodin's Irish Judge

Can Can

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'Son I want you to Follow in My Footsteps.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

The clown loses it at the circus and takes the 'fat lady' hostage with a cream pie 'I'm not clowning this time, back-off or the fat-lady gets it!'

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."

'Supporting the arts'

'How is his liberal arts degree going to help him in today's world?'

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

"No, see...it's more like this...now that's funny!"

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Leaning tower of Pisa.

"You paid 1000 words for this picture!?"

'He got a grant on the condition that he stop painting for a year.'

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

"I wish I could do hands..."

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

Lucia is further maddened by the early departure of a subscriber in a sports jacket.