Supporter Of Fundraising Pillows

"Hi there, will you sponsor me?"

"Our war is against cancer."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Applause

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Pearly King and Queen

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Alms Bank

Me and my money are soon parted

"Well, we got the grant."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.