Supporter Of Fundraising T-Shirts

"Hi there, will you sponsor me?"

"Our war is against cancer."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Applause

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Pearly King and Queen

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Alms Bank

Me and my money are soon parted

Lincoln v. Douglas - 2020

"Well, we got the grant."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"Hang in there, pal. I launched a crowdfunding website for you."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."