Supporter Of Employee Rights Gifts

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

"We need a union!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Jack in the box on strike.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

What to disclose at a job interview

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

ASDA Redundancies

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

USA Slavery

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

'Holiday's over! Everyone back to work!'

Antiunion, Inc: 'You get paid less because of your preexisting condition - you're a woman.'

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

"Sometimes I wonder why we bother with unions these days."

'If workers had the same rights as managers'

"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."

Amazon Strike

Reforms to Employment Tribunals

"Santa, the elves are forming a union."

We promise...