Supporter Of Workers' Rights Gifts

'This is a tough place to work, man- the grievance committee was disbanded for complaining!'

'Pretty much your average employee's severance package.'

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Jack in the box on strike.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The struggle for a decent payment.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Labor abuse

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'Holiday's over! Everyone back to work!'

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"Sometimes I wonder why we bother with unions these days."

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

"Let's compromise, you forget about a pay rise and I'll forget about a pay cut."

Amazon Strike

"If you call in sick, a portion of your pay will be deducted to pay your temp."

"All right, get out there and mingle with the pickets and find out what they're saying about me."

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

"Santa, the elves are forming a union."

"When do we get to go on strike?"