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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Theatre Crowd

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Suggestion Box

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Step aerobics

Cleaning the Horse

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

George Best

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'It's for show and tell!'

Flat tire in the middle of nowhere. It was good to have a shoulder to cry on.

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Ken Dodd

Dog gets financial advice.

'Bloody good idea!'

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

World Cup reactions...

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

"Do you think one of you geniuses could come up with a comfortable bar stool?"

Volunteer Fire Dept. I know I'm not a Dalmatian - I'm a volunteer, too!

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'Thriftiness'

"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."