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The little engine that had a husband, kids, and a full-time job, and did everyone's emotional labor all the time."

Theatre Crowd

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Suggestion Box

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Step aerobics

Cleaning the Horse

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Flat tire in the middle of nowhere. It was good to have a shoulder to cry on.

'It's for show and tell!'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

Dog gets financial advice.

World Cup reactions...

'Bloody good idea!'

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

Please Invest Generously

'Thriftiness'

"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."

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