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"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Just be yourself."

Theatre Crowd

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Ta Da!...

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Recording Studio

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Writer's Strike

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

Congratulations on your PGCE.

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

Teacher's Workroom.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Football merchandising - 1953.

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

It was clear to Mrs. Bennis how the public school budget cuts were hurting students when she asked Danny for a math formula.