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My name's Vanessa. How can I help? - 'I think I've left my fridge door open.' - 'I'll pretend to dispatch somebody to check for you right away.' - 'That's great! Thanks.' - 'OCD premium dial.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Gadget geek.

Geek fairies

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Torn-Off Mouse.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Computer help.