Support Group Humor Gifts

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

Self Harm Support.

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."