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'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'You wished to see the house red?'

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"I lobby for rich people."

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

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We'll pass on the entrees...

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

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'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

"What makes you think I'm stealing office supplies."

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

"Pens, staples, paper clips galore, but not a single bottle of inspiration."

"I've watched you Bastable, you are domineering foul-mouthed and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"

'Given the medication you're on, Larry, maybe you ought to go home!'

Global crisis.