Supply Stash Guardian Mugs

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

The proper way to wear your mask

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'You wished to see the house red?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"I lobby for rich people."

Our Job Steward

We'll pass on the entrees...

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

Home For Sale - TP Included

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

"Pens, staples, paper clips galore, but not a single bottle of inspiration."

"What makes you think I'm stealing office supplies."

"I've watched you Bastable, you are domineering foul-mouthed and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"

'Given the medication you're on, Larry, maybe you ought to go home!'

Global crisis.

Female Boss 5