Asset Guardian T-Shirts

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Travel looks strong!

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Beware of the Lawn

The proper way to wear your mask

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"No not the puppy please"

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"I lobby for rich people."

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Yes I read the report that they filed for bankruptcy. Don't read too much into that,'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

Copyright is aways right

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

Keep off the Square.

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

"That's it for assets. For liabilities, I suppose I should start with her."

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

Asset management over development.

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'