Asset Guardian Pillows

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Travel looks strong!

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

The proper way to wear your mask

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Beware of the Lawn

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"No not the puppy please"

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"I lobby for rich people."

'Yes I read the report that they filed for bankruptcy. Don't read too much into that,'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

We'll pass on the entrees...

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

Copyright is aways right

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

Keep off the Square.

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

Asset management over development.

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'