Supply Schleper Gifts

'Fetch.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

Made in China.

Export

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Public Procurement Portal

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"That isn't MY definition of contract segmentation..."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

'What kind of person would tell his best friend to go and fetch his stinky old slippers?'

Tea Shop.

"What makes you think I'm stealing office supplies."

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