Superwoman In Disguise Gifts

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Keyworker

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

"I'm in disguise."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Baby dressed for the opera.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Any other skills?"

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"How was your day, dear?"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

The Secret Service gets a new look.

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

Tennis Doubles

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

'You've got to fight! You've got to want to get well!'

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

Women at war - balancing work & family

'Your boy friend go home yet?'

Ulia Timoshenko