Superwoman In Disguise Mugs

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Keyworker

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm in disguise."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Baby dressed for the opera.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"Any other skills?"

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"How was your day, dear?"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

The Secret Service gets a new look.

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

Bar. I know I don't look like the adventurous type but I have a high-risk portfolio!

Tennis Doubles

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

'You've got to fight! You've got to want to get well!'

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

Bird Incognito.

"Has anybody seen Riley?"

'Your boy friend go home yet?'