Superwoman Juggler Gifts

'You're three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Multi-Tasking

Moving in

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Have Horns Venn

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

Mountain climber error.

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

"And I thought changing the twins was going to be difficult!"

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."