Superwoman Juggler Pillows

'You're three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Multi-Tasking

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Moving in

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Have Horns Venn

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Mountain climber error.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"And I thought changing the twins was going to be difficult!"

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'