Superparent Pillows

'First thing in the morning I'm ringing the school about the amount of homework he's getting.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Madonna of the Pukes.

The Zoo.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The Baby Walker

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Ahhh...'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Paul Klee

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Baby Piano