World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.
Super Parent Wannabes Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their daily routine with our cozy pillows that honor the super parent inside us all—perfect for relaxing after a busy day of heroics.
Home-Schooling Small Talk...
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Supermom.
"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"
Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.
Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?
Food deliverer's baby.
'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'
"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"
"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"
"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."
'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'
Baby, baby maker
-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'
'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'
"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"
Father nursing his sick child
A father of three
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
man juggling career, home and children
"It's perfect for starting a family."
Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'
"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"
'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'
'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'
'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'
"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."
Super Parent Wannabes Pillows Collection
Super Parent Wannabes Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring funny and heartfelt designs for super parent wannabes, perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Super Parent Wannabes Prints
Decorate their home or office with inspiring prints that honor the heroism and humor of super parents—stylish and meaningful.
Super Parent Wannabes T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty t-shirt to celebrate the super parent in your life—comfortable, funny, and full of appreciation.