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Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'You name it - we do it: chargers, cluster, colliders, computer, conductors, fluids, novas, sonics and strings.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

"Not now, Oliver."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

Flying sauces.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."