Supernatural Sweetheart Pillows

"I love you, you big fool."

Dog in love

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Dating in Oz

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'That pretty much kills my appendicitis diagnosis.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"I want to make it with you."

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"

Hubble Telescope

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

Some make better deals than others.

"I love you in theory."

Marry me on a surfboard

"Okay, who finished the brains and left the empty container?!"

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine.

'Foster. No..Don't open that blind!'

"My new girlfriend also plays football." "She's a keeper."

'Sorry, guess I walked through a dead zone.'

Vanpires

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

"Gotta love this show."