Supermarket Schmoozer Pillows

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

Runner Bean...

Friendly bacteria

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

Complex Carbs

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.'

Health food and junk food

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Supermarket customer types.

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

15 Second Grocery Delivery

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

Frozen burgers... veggie burgers.

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

'This is my significant other, Kevin...we met at the supermarket, in the gourmet section.'