Supermarket Schmoozer Mugs

Tesco Litigation Dept - 'They're suing me for going to Sainsburys.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

Runner Bean...

Friendly bacteria

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.'

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Health food and junk food

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Supermarket customer types.

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

'This is my significant other, Kevin...we met at the supermarket, in the gourmet section.'

15 Second Grocery Delivery

Hole Foods

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

Frozen burgers... veggie burgers.