Supermarket Meet-cute Mugs

'This is my significant other, Kevin...we met at the supermarket, in the gourmet section.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Low Hanging Fruit

Alphabet soup

Biker chopper shopper

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Complex Carbs

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'They're doing their tests now?

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Yes?'

Galen Weston jr. comes clean.

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"Today is catch-your-own day."

Health food and junk food

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Supermarket customer types.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Salad dressing for success.

Food Formerly Sold As Milk/Food Formerly Made with Sugar/Food Formerly Known as Meat/Food Former Fried.