Supermarket Comedian Mugs

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Stock Market Research and Analysis

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Eye of Newt Helper

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'Yes?'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

Low income vampires.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Free Range / Deranged

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

That was 16 items.

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Undertakers' supermarket.

Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!

'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

'This could be a new record!'

Hand baskets only lane in hell.

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

"Butcher!"

Dramatic readings of food labels.

Crime scene outline on the floor of a grocery store.

The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."