Supermarket Meet-cute Prints

'This is my significant other, Kevin...we met at the supermarket, in the gourmet section.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Alphabet soup

Low Hanging Fruit

Biker chopper shopper

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Complex Carbs

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'They're doing their tests now?

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.

"Today is catch-your-own day."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Health food and junk food

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

Supermarket customer types.

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Salad dressing for success.

"I waited 2 hours to see my favorite telenovela star at the super-mercado...and he didn't show up!"

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!