Supermarket Manager Pillows

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

In the interests of hygiene, please use the tongs provided

'It's local. Grown here on the east coast, frozen and packaged on the west coast, and shipped back.'

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

"I feel so cheap."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

All Produce Locally Grown in this Hemisphere.

Waitrose stock non standardised fruit.

"We're overstocked."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Why have you brought me here?"

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

8 Foodscare products or less.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Price may vary with weather.

'Out test show that your haddock is really flounder, your flounder is cod, your cod is tilapia, and your tilapia is chicken.'

'I heard the manager's picking up his new company car today.'

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

'Most people are worried about this - According to a Gallup pole.'

Automatic check out

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Brussels is harmonising the food chain.

'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!'

"Can you sprinkle these maggots around. We don't want people thinking everything's covered in pesticide."

That was 16 items.

"What this country needs is less math education, not more."

Pork Futures...profitting supermarkets.

Till malfunction

Supermarket Price Wars.

Frozen Foods.

Planning Office - acquired by Tesco