Superintendent Gifts

"I wonder whazt kind of super powers he possesses?"

'In hindsight, I believe that our oversight was shortsighted...'

'Ooops! My mistake! That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly budget estimate.'

Lazy plumber.

"This is our needs assessment, and you'll notice on the back that I've also attached our wants assessment."

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'I don't have time to explain. Just call the super and tell him the elevator's stuck.'

"Lady, what's going on down there is an affront to the very idea of boilers."

'How's the school board meeting going?'

'The superintendent is saving money by training driver's ed students in school buses.'

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"I'm just having one of those days. Nothing I do seems to be aligned with out organizational goals."

'The board couldn't come up with a 'Plan-A'.'

"He doesn't miss an opportunity when it comes to leading the school."

"I can still understand your speech clearly. It needs more buzzwords."

'Darling...your super is in the oven' (Policeman's superintendent in the oven)

'Making all of our district schools more adept at teaching math and science sounds like a good idea. Run it by legal first.'

"Sir, the staff is starting to question your decision making."

"Call the superintendent! We have teacher burnout!"

"Several of our teachers are planning to get married, so we ought to get a good rating on teacher engagement."

"Do you have to believe everything a teacher, Principal and Superintendent tell you?"

"Look at this textbook, and tell me textbooks haven't been dumbed down."

Dear, you'd better call the super. There's a light bulb out in my man cave.

"I've been trying for days, but I can't get hold of the Superintendent for Accountability."

"You say in your resume that you're an 'old school' principal with 'new school' principles?"

"How long have you taught first grade, Mr. Carlson?"

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

"As a principal, teachers will send unruly students to your office and you will send unruly teachers to my office."

"I@m just having one of those days. Nothing I do seems to be aligned with our organizational goals."

"This wasn't the kind of budget cuts I had in mind."

"Yes, it does mean the bus routes will be a little longer, but on the plus side, the kids will have more time to do their homework."

"It looks like the custodians union is playing hardball."