Superhero Critic Pillows

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Froh

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Batman - Face ID

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones