Superhero Critic Pillows

Mundane Man. Yawn! "Mundane Man"? Yeah, his superpower is crushing boredom!

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"You've changed."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

Reasonableman

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I've been genetically modified!"

Slow Night

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

Froh

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"I don't like lawyer jokes. Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones