Superhero Fashion Critic Pillows

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Underweird bras."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Masquerade

Superbaldie.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Chickenspox

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043