Superhero Fashion Critic T-Shirts

'A few years ago I switched from the utility belt to utility suspenders.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Underweird bras."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Superbaldie.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Masquerade

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Chickenspox

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.