Supercomputer Enthusiast T-Shirts

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early Programmers.

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

Facebook For Dogs.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Essex computer.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

Nethead strip: Sale.com

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"Oh great Oz, are you saying we don't need a mainframe?"

Computer...Computee

'Floppy Disk Horror Movie.'

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'This is our Lookup Table.'

"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."