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China's Super Supercomputers

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Science fiction fans on other planets

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Vaccine

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Charles Darwin