Supercomputer Nerd T-Shirts

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Vaccine

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Charles Darwin