Supercomputer Enthusiast Gifts

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early Programmers.

Windows or Mac?

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

Facebook For Dogs.

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

China's Super Supercomputers

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Nethead strip: Sale.com

"Oh great Oz, are you saying we don't need a mainframe?"

Computer...Computee

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Floppy Disk Horror Movie.'

"The only person you can dial is yourself."

'This is our Lookup Table.'