Superbug Strategist Pillows

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Saving for Retirement.

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Supermarket Merge

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Artificial Isle

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

Scientists discover a new Superbug

What's your exit strategy?

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

Women shopping with children in the trolley.