Bug Strategist Pillows

"We plan to swarm in and take this whole region." "Good, I don' thtink the humans are organized enough to stop us."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Praying Mantis.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Cyberwarfare

After paying the IT consultants we didn't have enough left for proper laptops!

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

"I've simplified our work process!"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

Battle.

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

BE.. All that you can BE...

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'You're obsessing again.'

'I'll take this one.'