Overachiever Strategist Pillows

"With a good education you can grow up to be anything I want you to be."

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Genius Envy

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

'They're a very successful family.'

Too big to fail

Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"You're late, Myers!"

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

'That's your report card and might I add you need to try a little harder.'

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"This has been a productive homework session!"

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Office Task Map

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"Your internship is finally over. You're now required to work longer hours with no extra pay."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

'I'm worried that if I study too hard, I couldn end up being a teacher.'