Super Sewer Supporter T-Shirts

'Hasn't London got enough newspapers?'

National Everything Awareness Day

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

Theatre Crowd

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

survival of the fittest

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Thank you

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Bubbling

French suppers.

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

Egalitarian family

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

I shop locally!

Who'll fill in while your English teacher is on maternity leave? Probably and old-bag substitute. Teach English for a couple of months? I'd love to! Umm, nana? Aren't you too old to go back to teaching? Au contraire! They don't want anyone who could possibly get pregnant. Uh-oh. Age discrimination.