Super Sewer Supporter T-Shirts

'Hasn't London got enough newspapers?'

National Everything Awareness Day

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

See you at the farmers market!

Theatre Crowd

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

survival of the fittest

Thank you

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Bubbling

French suppers.

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Egalitarian family

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

I shop locally!

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

Congratulations on your PGCE.