Sewer Explorer T-Shirts

As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet...

Yo, Twitchy

'Look! There's more. I'm tellin' ya...we have mice.'

"We wiped out about 175, but a pack of them in the sewer got Nevins."

"This place is perfect. It must have been built for us."

"Rich or poor, inter or summer, liberal or conservative...they just keep flushing."

'... And this is my cellar.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

The Scenic Route

'U.S. Manufacturing'

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Bird watching in Bolivia

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Now the objective is to find the goalposts and put it in the back of the net."

Playing in a stream.

Romance on the Subway

"And it's close to the subway."

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'