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'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Supermom.

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'I'm on my way!'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Miracle Mom #5,293

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Fear of Flying Seminar

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"Your mom's a very special person."

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Give a call when you get there."

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

'Sorry, no one turned in any sheep today.'

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

'I don't think he's thinking of anything, I think he's taking a nap.'

Scrooge and the Ghost

Super-Senses-Man is washing dishes, when suddenly...he senses something...a closing of a portal that could lead to unspeakable consequences and sinfulness.

"I'm sixteen years old and have been a babysitter for the past six months!"

Mothers' Day

'Don't you realize, Jason, that when you throw furniture out of the window and tie your sister to a tree, you make Mommy and Daddy very sad.'

Supernanny telling a child 'No'. Parents - 'Wow! What an amazing supernanny!'