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'It's a 'Super Nanny' idea'.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Supermom.

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'I'm on my way!'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Miracle Mom #5,293

Meowlzebub

Fear of Flying Seminar

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"Your mom's a very special person."

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Give a call when you get there."

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

'I figured out why we have six times as many babies in here as usual. Nine months ago was when the cable TV was out for five straight days.'

You're doing flowers for a sweet 16 party? Whose is it? I can't say, sweetie. The details are secret. Anyway, I don't know who's invited. Tree's Tree Nursery. Awesome. My dad goes to hotter parties than I do. Mulch.

'Sorry, no one turned in any sheep today.'

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

'I don't think he's thinking of anything, I think he's taking a nap.'

Scrooge and the Ghost

"Wow, Mom! All this time I thought you were just one person."

Super-Senses-Man is washing dishes, when suddenly...he senses something...a closing of a portal that could lead to unspeakable consequences and sinfulness.

"I'm sixteen years old and have been a babysitter for the past six months!"

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Aaaah! Didn't I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

Farmer Tattoo - E.I.E.I.O.

Mothers' Day

'Don't you realize, Jason, that when you throw furniture out of the window and tie your sister to a tree, you make Mommy and Daddy very sad.'

Supernanny telling a child 'No'. Parents - 'Wow! What an amazing supernanny!'