Supernanny Fan Pillows

Supernanny telling a child 'No'. Parents - 'Wow! What an amazing supernanny!'

Love at First Sight

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The devil you know and his plus one

'I'm on my way!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Date Night

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"What a way to go."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"You put it on backward, dear."

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

Till life do you part.

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"It's 50 bucks off if I can put this in your yard."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."