Supernanny Fan Pillows

Supernanny telling a child 'No'. Parents - 'Wow! What an amazing supernanny!'

Love at First Sight

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The devil you know and his plus one

'I'm on my way!'

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"What a way to go."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"I told you never to use the remote control while we are watching The Twilight Zone."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"It's 50 bucks off if I can put this in your yard."

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'