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Advent calendar of tasks in the run up to Christmas.

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Christmas Chopin

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

Elf from Falstaff

Shelf on an Elf

"I hate recalls."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"You know I hate you, right?"

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

Elf

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

Naughty-ometer.

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

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Santa's Helpers