Super Bowl Watcher Pillows

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Punt Cake

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

A man cheers

Putting Practice.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Input From The Front Office

Watching the football.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

American Football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"