Super Bowl Scheduler Gifts

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Goal!"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Input From The Front Office

Watching the football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

American Football.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Am I the first one here?'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Punishment for the kicker.