Sunshine Escape Artist T-Shirts

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Desert Island Fantasies

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Sun Worship

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Fox hunting.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Prisoner Crossing

Tsunami Evac Route

'Step on it, Larry.'