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"Geez- you used all the sunscreen?"

TV-Man

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"Cool game!"

Mind control

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"She died doing what she loved."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"The groomer used too much product."

Sunbloc 1000

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"