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Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathers.

"Privates Beach"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Taking it easy

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Sunbathing in the park

Catatonic

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"